








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,143 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 402 | 19% |
| Smokes | 447 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 646 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 648 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $212,740 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propetteri | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Easyhaler | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | Bilu | 53% | 110 |
| #4 | JoonataiKa | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propetteri | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Easyhaler | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | Bilu | 53% | 110 |
| #4 | JoonataiKa | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bilu | 11 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | JoonataiKa | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bilu | 156 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Propetteri | 50 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | JoonataiKa | 35 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Easyhaler | 23 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propetteri | +4.96 | 89 | 56 |
| #2 | Bilu | +2.91 | 75 | 48 |
| #3 | JoonataiKa | +1.91 | 46 | 56 |
| #4 | Easyhaler | -0.89 | 72 | 36 |
| #5 | Ilusaukkis | -1.82 | 52 | 27 |





