








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 251 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1900 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2014 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1089 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1749 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $672,768 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Skorppari fani #1 | 53% | 15 |
| #10 | Jokke | 46% | 13 |
| #11 | kympin velasta vetoo | 46% | 59 |
| #12 | m0ffe | 45% | 22 |
| #13 | skuugen | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WISKI | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | thomas #road2GE | 3 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Nastamuumio | 3 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | kympin velasta vetoo | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Beef Jezos | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kympin velasta vetoo | 200 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | WISKI | 85 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | m0ffe | 66 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | skuugen | 37 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | RPA | 35 | 0.14 | 1 min |





