








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1313 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 463 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




184 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,159 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5399 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6387 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4372 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3001 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,721,162 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 724 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9hatJoint | +3.39 | 82 | 56 |
| #2 | Bundaguard | +0.89 | 48 | 50 |
| #3 | BIG JOHN | +0.82 | 46 | 40 |
| #4 | whiteminecraftplayer | -0.39 | 58 | 41 |
| #5 | KMI1207 | -2.35 | 42 | 30 |





