








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 473 | 21% |
| Smokes | 665 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 618 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 446 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $738,433 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo :) | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | Filippa | 44% | 102 |
| #3 | Quaky | 35% | 55 |
| #4 | Karpos | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo :) | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | Filippa | 44% | 102 |
| #3 | Quaky | 35% | 55 |
| #4 | Karpos | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quaky | 7 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Filippa | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Pablo :) | 2 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Filippa | 80 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #2 | Quaky | 72 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Pablo :) | 17 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Karpos | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo :) | +3.15 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | Schweizermacher | +1.58 | 77 | 39 |
| #3 | Quaky | +1.52 | 71 | 41 |
| #4 | Karpos | -2.02 | 78 | 59 |
| #5 | Filippa | -3.27 | 48 | 36 |





