








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 508 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 264 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 220 matches | ||
| Faceit | 170 matches | ||
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




109 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,574 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3684 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6588 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3157 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5145 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,560,573 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 474 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0ubo | 60% | 88 |
| #2 | ♡Takanashi Rikka♡ | 57% | 63 |
| #3 | S0DAY0 | 56% | 55 |
| #4 | LiYu | 56% | 89 |
| #5 | 小鳥遊ホシノ | 52% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | S0DAY0 | 56% | 55 |
| #4 | LiYu | 56% | 89 |
| #5 | 小鳥遊ホシノ | 52% | 161 |
| #6 | 姿勢一百準度零.. | 50% | 113 |
| #7 | 牛牛小可愛 | 44% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 小鳥遊ホシノ | 21 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | ♡Takanashi Rikka♡ | 16 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | n0ubo | 12 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | 姿勢一百準度零.. | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | LiYu | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 小鳥遊ホシノ | 751 | 0.23 | 22 min |
| #2 | LiYu | 221 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | S0DAY0 | 190 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | n0ubo | 186 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | 牛牛小可愛 | 130 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 梅川伊芙Cknvaeio | +3.16 | 66 | 37 |
| #2 | S0DAY0 | +0.82 | 59 | 66 |
| #3 | n0ubo | +0.73 | 63 | 59 |
| #4 | LiYu | +0.65 | 71 | 56 |
| #5 | ♡Takanashi Rikka♡ | -0.09 | 56 | 52 |





