








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




104 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6425 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6635 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2405 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3545 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,781,363 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1086 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 牛牛小可愛 | 63% | 48 |
| #2 | LiYu | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | n0ubo | 59% | 91 |
| #4 | K | 57% | 67 |
| #5 | 姿勢一百準度零.. | 56% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0ubo | +6.16 | 78 | 45 |
| #2 | 梅川伊芙Cknvaeio | +5.20 | 64 | 39 |
| #3 | 姿勢一百準度零.. | +4.22 | 69 | 32 |
| #4 | LiYu | +3.20 | 73 | 58 |
| #5 | Na!._.10ng | +2.28 | 69 | 52 |





