








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 662 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,328 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2474 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1105 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1485 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1264 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $544,145 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 525 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 小鳥遊ホシノ | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | 牛牛小可愛 | 58% | 38 |
| #3 | n0ubo | 57% | 101 |
| #4 | 梅川伊芙Cknvaeio | 56% | 89 |
| #5 | 北条時行 ✧ | 49% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 牛牛小可愛 | 58% | 38 |
| #3 | n0ubo | 57% | 101 |
| #4 | 梅川伊芙Cknvaeio | 56% | 89 |
| #5 | 北条時行 ✧ | 49% | 63 |
| #6 | S0DAY0 | 49% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0ubo | 12 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | 梅川伊芙Cknvaeio | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | 小鳥遊ホシノ | 9 | 0.0131 |
| #4 | S0DAY0 | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | 北条時行 ✧ | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0DAY0 | 210 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | n0ubo | 164 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | 梅川伊芙Cknvaeio | 134 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | 小鳥遊ホシノ | 123 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | 北条時行 ✧ | 107 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiYu | +2.59 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | n0ubo | +2.46 | 69 | 58 |
| #3 | 梅川伊芙Cknvaeio | +2.41 | 68 | 46 |
| #4 | S0DAY0 | +0.92 | 57 | 56 |
| #5 | 牛牛小可愛 | -0.67 | 52 | 59 |





