








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 901 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3449 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1733 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1075 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2852 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2752 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,190,171 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaganibba | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Chuối hỏa ngục | 48% | 65 |
| #3 | Kratvamos | 45% | 277 |
| #4 | Cung điện mờ ảo | 44% | 165 |
| #5 | Tron Mau Lieu | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaganibba | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Chuối hỏa ngục | 48% | 65 |
| #3 | Kratvamos | 45% | 277 |
| #4 | Cung điện mờ ảo | 44% | 165 |
| #5 | Tron Mau Lieu | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kratvamos | 22 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Chuối hỏa ngục | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Cung điện mờ ảo | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Tron Mau Lieu | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | gaganibba | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kratvamos | 1216 | 0.22 | 26 min |
| #2 | Cung điện mờ ảo | 170 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Chuối hỏa ngục | 112 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tron Mau Lieu | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | gaganibba | 22 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaganibba | +7.40 | 96 | 26 |
| #2 | Tron Mau Lieu | +1.02 | 14 | 24 |
| #3 | JACKOFF | +0.95 | 33 | 35 |
| #4 | Chuối hỏa ngục | +0.10 | 37 | 50 |
| #5 | Kratvamos | -0.67 | 36 | 54 |





