








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 783 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,185 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4522 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3921 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1359 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3383 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,223,542 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 210 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaganibba | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | JACKOFF | 45% | 277 |
| #3 | Cung điện mờ ảo | 42% | 184 |
| #4 | Chuối hỏa ngục | 42% | 67 |
| #5 | Tron Mau Lieu | 41% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | JACKOFF | 45% | 277 |
| #3 | Cung điện mờ ảo | 42% | 184 |
| #4 | Chuối hỏa ngục | 42% | 67 |
| #5 | Tron Mau Lieu | 41% | 61 |
| #6 | badtrip | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACKOFF | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Cung điện mờ ảo | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Chuối hỏa ngục | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Tron Mau Lieu | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | gaganibba | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JACKOFF | 368 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | Cung điện mờ ảo | 176 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | Chuối hỏa ngục | 105 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tron Mau Lieu | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | gaganibba | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaganibba | +6.47 | 94 | 33 |
| #2 | badtrip | +4.73 | 91 | 37 |
| #3 | JACKOFF | +0.83 | 32 | 35 |
| #4 | Tron Mau Lieu | +0.51 | 11 | 26 |
| #5 | Chuối hỏa ngục | -0.10 | 33 | 49 |





