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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1299 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1285 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1211 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 686 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,243,109 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1085 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flatline'7 -.- | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | MAR10 #СЛАВАУКРАЇНІ | 72% | 18 |
| #3 | JustKingRuslan | 68% | 31 |
| #4 | 'lapo 'extazzy | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | BEZDAR|Juzn11kq | 62% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAR10 #СЛАВАУКРАЇНІ | +6.46 | 78 | 37 |
| #2 | flatline'7 -.- | +5.01 | 77 | 68 |
| #3 | 'lapo 'extazzy | +2.74 | 75 | 52 |
| #4 | JustKingRuslan | +1.78 | 72 | 69 |
| #5 | BEZDAR|Juzn11kq | +1.00 | 54 | 34 |





