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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 858 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




96 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,038 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2243 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4095 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2364 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2336 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $903,044 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 728 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Hort1x | 44% | 36 |
| #10 | flatline'7 -.- | 44% | 57 |
| #11 | gruzoperevozchikkkk | 42% | 52 |
| #12 | ice_wallow | 41% | 27 |
| #13 | JustKingRuslan | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 'lapo 'extazzy | +2.39 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | t1 | +2.31 | 68 | 33 |
| #3 | flatline'7 -.- | +1.50 | 80 | 62 |
| #4 | MAR10 #СЛАВАУКРАЇНІ | +1.46 | 69 | 51 |
| #5 | bezdar' TPAXHY | +0.14 | 56 | 28 |





