








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1469 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 833 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




353 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9626 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5114 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5948 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8044 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,118,256 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6844 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | che =DDD | 93% | 122 |
| #2 | Shovel | 86% | 279 |
| #3 | chr1s is cooking | 83% | 466 |
| #4 | Fumzy | 83% | 443 |
| #5 | Kataruma | 80% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fumzy | 44 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | che =DDD | 39 | 0.0210 |
| #3 | chr1s is cooking | 29 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Löffel | 20 | 0.0173 |
| #5 | Kataruma | 18 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shovel | +7.73 | 99 | 52 |
| #2 | chr1s is cooking | +5.32 | 97 | 54 |
| #3 | che =DDD | +5.23 | 94 | 54 |
| #4 | Fumzy | +3.50 | 95 | 25 |
| #5 | Löffel | +2.56 | 94 | 43 |





