








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 830 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3088 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1649 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1682 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1650 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1522 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,547,689 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 人 | 75% | 32 |
| #2 | Yu | 71% | 68 |
| #3 | Energy㊣ | 70% | 105 |
| #4 | 𝕵𝖊𝖋𝖋 | 69% | 194 |
| #5 | MangoGreenTea | 61% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Yu | 71% | 68 |
| #3 | Energy㊣ | 70% | 105 |
| #4 | 𝕵𝖊𝖋𝖋 | 69% | 194 |
| #5 | MangoGreenTea | 61% | 69 |
| #6 | 𝒥𝑒𝒻𝒻 | 56% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕵𝖊𝖋𝖋 | 24 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | 𝒥𝑒𝒻𝒻 | 18 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | MangoGreenTea | 10 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Yu | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Energy㊣ | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Energy㊣ | 426 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | 𝕵𝖊𝖋𝖋 | 219 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | 人 | 151 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #4 | 𝒥𝑒𝒻𝒻 | 110 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Yu | 79 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕵𝖊𝖋𝖋 | +4.29 | 71 | 42 |
| #2 | 𝒥𝑒𝒻𝒻 | +4.06 | 63 | 31 |
| #3 | Yu | +2.00 | 63 | 48 |
| #4 | 海底撈 | +0.75 | 66 | 35 |
| #5 | Energy㊣ | +0.71 | 51 | 56 |





