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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
446 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 79 | 23% |
| Smokes | 165 | 47% |
| HE Grenades | 26 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 79 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $139,239 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NebulA | 48% | 40 |
| #2 | Felix | 47% | 51 |
| #3 | D0denT | 46% | 35 |
| #4 | Mejiro Ujang | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | Floowen | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | D0denT | 46% | 35 |
| #4 | Mejiro Ujang | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | Floowen | 27% | 11 |
| #6 | KuroNeko® | 25% | 4 |
| #7 | Oguri | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Felix | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | NebulA | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | D0denT | 5 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Floowen | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Felix | 63 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | D0denT | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | NebulA | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Floowen | 28 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Oguri | 12 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KuroNeko® | +7.84 | 79 | 27 |
| #2 | Floowen | +4.77 | 33 | 59 |
| #3 | D0denT | +4.40 | 51 | 65 |
| #4 | NebulA | +3.93 | 48 | 40 |
| #5 | BlackRiveria | +3.41 | 64 | 16 |





