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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
970 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 911 | 34% |
| Smokes | 874 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 296 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 588 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $598,136 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floowen | 49% | 73 |
| #2 | BlackRiveria | 47% | 51 |
| #3 | D0denT | 46% | 193 |
| #4 | NebulA | 44% | 228 |
| #5 | Oguri | 35% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | D0denT | 46% | 193 |
| #4 | NebulA | 44% | 228 |
| #5 | Oguri | 35% | 37 |
| #6 | Mejiro Ujang | 33% | 64 |
| #7 | KuroNeko® | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NebulA | 22 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | D0denT | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Floowen | 10 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Oguri | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NebulA | 240 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #2 | D0denT | 207 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | Floowen | 201 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Oguri | 53 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | BlackRiveria | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KuroNeko® | +4.35 | 86 | 27 |
| #2 | D0denT | +3.29 | 52 | 53 |
| #3 | BlackRiveria | +3.29 | 63 | 16 |
| #4 | Floowen | +2.71 | 32 | 60 |
| #5 | NebulA | +2.30 | 40 | 45 |





