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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 191 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
732 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16 | 37% |
| Smokes | 16 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 8 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $66,999 of utility $13 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lolmy | 52% | 165 |
| #2 | Propaldy | 50% | 221 |
| #3 | Propaldy | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | NUKE RU**IA | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lolmy | 52% | 165 |
| #2 | Propaldy | 50% | 221 |
| #3 | Propaldy | 48% | 33 |
| #4 | NUKE RU**IA | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propaldy | 76 | 0.0174 |
| #2 | lolmy | 20 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Propaldy | 9 | 0.0146 |
| #4 | NUKE RU**IA | 6 | 0.0123 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lolmy | 1053 | 0.32 | 26 min |
| #2 | Propaldy | 873 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #3 | Propaldy | 155 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | NUKE RU**IA | 82 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propaldy | +4.26 | 80 | 55 |
| #2 | lolmy | +3.72 | 61 | 72 |
| #3 | Propaldy | +3.40 | 83 | 49 |
| #4 | NUKE RU**IA | +1.34 | 58 | 73 |
| #5 | kakavko04_ | -6.00 | 5 | 4 |





