








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,553 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 473 | 30% |
| Smokes | 402 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 350 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 328 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $22,967 of utility $32 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propaldy | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | kakavko04_ | 38% | 26 |
| #3 | Vodka | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Ragchy | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | Propaldy | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propaldy | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | kakavko04_ | 38% | 26 |
| #3 | Vodka | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Ragchy | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | Propaldy | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propaldy | 8 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propaldy | 159 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #2 | Propaldy | 7 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #3 | Vodka | 2 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Ragchy | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Propaldy | +4.50 | 90 | 54 |
| #2 | Propaldy | +1.47 | 79 | 48 |
| #3 | NUKE RU**IA | +1.32 | 61 | 73 |
| #4 | Ragchy | +0.82 | 41 | 44 |
| #5 | Vodka | +0.47 | 13 | 31 |





