








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Wingman | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3347 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2531 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3570 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1719 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2695 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $887,333 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 547 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _MARTTIMo_ | 64% | 90 |
| #2 | MRTN | 64% | 77 |
| #3 | Nef0x | 61% | 49 |
| #4 | 【ᴅᴏᴍᴇᴇ】 | 60% | 70 |
| #5 | -n11ck | 52% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | MRTN | 64% | 77 |
| #3 | Nef0x | 61% | 49 |
| #4 | 【ᴅᴏᴍᴇᴇ】 | 60% | 70 |
| #5 | -n11ck | 52% | 91 |
| #6 | Balage | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 【ᴅᴏᴍᴇᴇ】 | 21 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | -n11ck | 18 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | MRTN | 17 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | _MARTTIMo_ | 10 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Nef0x | 6 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -n11ck | 328 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | 【ᴅᴏᴍᴇᴇ】 | 216 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Nef0x | 172 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | MRTN | 123 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Balage | 122 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -n11ck | +6.23 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | Nef0x | +3.25 | 59 | 65 |
| #3 | なんで? | +0.89 | 54 | 55 |
| #4 | Balage | +0.79 | 57 | 54 |
| #5 | MRTN | +0.62 | 54 | 38 |





