








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Wingman | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4261 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3840 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2155 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2847 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $582,319 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 598 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | なんで? | 61% | 49 |
| #2 | -n11ck | 57% | 102 |
| #3 | Balage | 55% | 83 |
| #4 | _MARTTIMo_ | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | Mopszliهذا | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | なんで? | 61% | 49 |
| #2 | -n11ck | 57% | 102 |
| #3 | Balage | 55% | 83 |
| #4 | _MARTTIMo_ | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | Mopszliهذا | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | なんで? | 8 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | -n11ck | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Balage | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | _MARTTIMo_ | 5 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Mopszliهذا | 4 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -n11ck | 405 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | Balage | 196 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | なんで? | 107 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | _MARTTIMo_ | 77 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mopszliهذا | 72 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -n11ck | +4.63 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | Nef0x | +1.23 | 61 | 62 |
| #3 | Mopszliهذا | -0.08 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | Balage | -0.22 | 49 | 54 |
| #5 | _MARTTIMo_ | -1.57 | 53 | 40 |





