








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
906 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1334 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1066 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 944 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 784 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $170,416 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 405 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balage | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Nef0x | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | なんで? | 60% | 70 |
| #4 | -M4RTxN | 59% | 29 |
| #5 | MRTN | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | なんで? | 60% | 70 |
| #4 | -M4RTxN | 59% | 29 |
| #5 | MRTN | 56% | 36 |
| #6 | -n11ck | 49% | 35 |
| #7 | hugyoscigany44 | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MRTN | 18 | 0.0276 |
| #2 | なんで? | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | hugyoscigany44 | 6 | 0.0212 |
| #4 | -n11ck | 5 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | -M4RTxN | 3 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | なんで? | 122 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | -n11ck | 120 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | MRTN | 66 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nef0x | 41 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | hugyoscigany44 | 38 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -n11ck | +7.06 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | Nef0x | +4.71 | 74 | 64 |
| #3 | -M4RTxN | +3.12 | 62 | 37 |
| #4 | MRTN | +1.83 | 56 | 38 |
| #5 | なんで? | +0.48 | 50 | 54 |





