








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 761 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8523 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,420 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5394 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5811 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2980 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 5235 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,177,172 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 619 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | nax =D | 62% | 39 |
| #6 | bob | 61% | 70 |
| #7 | Six0neFive | 61% | 44 |
| #8 | 𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖔𝕬𝕶 | 35% | 46 |
| #9 | Fiat Qubo 1.4l | 26% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Surprise | 24 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | Fiat Qubo 1.4l | 17 | 0.0205 |
| #3 | Teno | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | bob | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | nax =D | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bob | 477 | 0.32 | 15 min |
| #2 | Teno | 249 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | nax =D | 168 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | Hiro | 125 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Six0neFive | 71 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | what4ver | +6.14 | 84 | 57 |
| #2 | Teno | +0.40 | 85 | 73 |
| #3 | Hiro | +0.08 | 66 | 58 |
| #4 | nax =D | -0.02 | 87 | 64 |
| #5 | bob | -0.33 | 69 | 81 |





