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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 943 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 619 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,005 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 915 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2879 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2117 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2094 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,535,866 of utility $236 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 442 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prettypunaniamanda | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | 1 TAPP YO BITCH | 63% | 40 |
| #3 | ETA? | 60% | 92 |
| #4 | Sky | 58% | 88 |
| #5 | PDUB | 57% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ETA? | 209 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | DIEU LEI LO MO | 208 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | Sky | 200 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Hezi | 141 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | ANCHOR | 121 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1 TAPP YO BITCH | +4.27 | 74 | 37 |
| #2 | Sky | +3.02 | 63 | 56 |
| #3 | .Damn | +2.94 | 66 | 44 |
| #4 | Hezi | +2.40 | 69 | 49 |
| #5 | ANCHOR | +1.89 | 71 | 49 |





