








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 868 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 800 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1399 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2953 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4114 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2735 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,203,006 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 369 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prettypunaniamanda | 64% | 83 |
| #2 | LabubuPapi | 54% | 214 |
| #3 | PDUB | 53% | 103 |
| #4 | 1 TAPP YO BITCH | 51% | 70 |
| #5 | Hezi | 51% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | .Dope | 49% | 158 |
| #8 | TOP OOTER | 48% | 327 |
| #9 | ANCHOR | 48% | 220 |
| #10 | .Damn | 45% | 184 |
| #11 | Sky | 44% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LabubuPapi | 24 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | .Dope | 21 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | .Damn | 19 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Hezi | 18 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | ANCHOR | 14 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANCHOR | 512 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | Hezi | 444 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | ETA? | 253 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Sky | 203 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | PDUB | 189 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hezi | +1.95 | 69 | 51 |
| #2 | 1 TAPP YO BITCH | +1.54 | 78 | 37 |
| #3 | Sky | +1.01 | 57 | 58 |
| #4 | .Damn | +0.89 | 58 | 40 |
| #5 | ANCHOR | +0.49 | 66 | 51 |





