








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1450 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,271 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1258 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2579 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 775 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1659 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $537,487 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥Bubbles♥ | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | James is | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Stu | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | Hermès Link | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥Bubbles♥ | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | James is | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Stu | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | Hermès Link | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stu | 3 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | ♥Bubbles♥ | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Hermès Link | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hermès Link | 77 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | ♥Bubbles♥ | 38 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Stu | 18 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | James is | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James is | +7.71 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | Hermès Link | +2.56 | 74 | 56 |
| #3 | Stu | -0.58 | 24 | 46 |
| #4 | ♥Bubbles♥ | -0.74 | 48 | 38 |
| #5 | 💋Svetlana🩷💛💜🧡🩵 | -1.01 | 26 | 44 |





