








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 120 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1950 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1786 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1647 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 934 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $331,676 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tsumo | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | 💋Svetlana🩷💛💜🧡🩵 | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Stu | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | LordGigapiller | 51% | 82 |
| #5 | Digital Diva | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 💋Svetlana🩷💛💜🧡🩵 | 54% | 24 |
| #3 | Stu | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | LordGigapiller | 51% | 82 |
| #5 | Digital Diva | 43% | 40 |
| #6 | ♥Bubbles♥ | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LordGigapiller | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Stu | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | ♥Bubbles♥ | 2 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | Digital Diva | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Tsumo | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Digital Diva | 55 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | LordGigapiller | 38 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | Tsumo | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | 💋Svetlana🩷💛💜🧡🩵 | 34 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | ♥Bubbles♥ | 26 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hermès Link | +2.14 | 81 | 52 |
| #2 | Tsumo | +0.72 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | LordGigapiller | +0.60 | 73 | 29 |
| #4 | Stu | -0.85 | 30 | 42 |
| #5 | ♥Bubbles♥ | -2.06 | 18 | 49 |





