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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 18 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 83 | 26% |
| Smokes | 82 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 43 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 116 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $63,736 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyprian knypenko | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | ddok7554 g4skins | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | The0Kly | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | Grooby | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | ϟ♡ | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyprian knypenko | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | ddok7554 g4skins | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | The0Kly | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | Grooby | 36% | 14 |
| #5 | ϟ♡ | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grooby | 67 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | kyprian knypenko | 28 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | The0Kly | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | ϟ♡ | 5 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | ddok7554 g4skins | 2 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The0Kly | +1.67 | 83 | 45 |
| #2 | kyprian knypenko | +0.41 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | ddok7554 g4skins | +0.35 | 64 | 69 |
| #4 | Grooby | -0.45 | 70 | 62 |
| #5 | xiao wen li | -3.12 | 68 | 39 |





