








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2534 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1527 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 950 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1165 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $292,770 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 536 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th1mblE | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | The0Kly | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | kyprian knypenko | 50% | 213 |
| #4 | xiao wen li | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Th1mblE | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | The0Kly | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | kyprian knypenko | 50% | 213 |
| #4 | xiao wen li | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyprian knypenko | 53 | 0.0129 |
| #2 | The0Kly | 15 | 0.0153 |
| #3 | Th1mblE | 2 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyprian knypenko | 669 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | The0Kly | 78 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | xiao wen li | 24 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Th1mblE | 23 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyprian knypenko | +1.85 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | Th1mblE | +0.17 | 58 | 50 |
| #3 | The0Kly | -0.03 | 87 | 50 |
| #4 | Grooby | -0.22 | 71 | 56 |
| #5 | xiao wen li | -3.41 | 71 | 39 |





