








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 83 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,759 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5233 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7046 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2922 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 5558 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,066,350 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 475 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo | 62% | 108 |
| 59% | 54 | ||
| #3 | iudex | 56% | 131 |
| #4 | Alanis | 51% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo | 62% | 108 |
| 59% | 54 | ||
| #3 | iudex | 56% | 131 |
| #4 | Alanis | 51% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iudex | 25 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | Pablo | 10 | 0.0046 |
| 9 | 0.0079 | ||
| #4 | Alanis | 8 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo | 484 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #2 | iudex | 305 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| 130 | 0.11 | 2 min | ||
| #4 | Alanis | 76 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo | +4.05 | 71 | 69 |
| #2 | iudex | +2.79 | 83 | 56 |
| +1.38 | 72 | 38 | ||
| #4 | Tim | +0.97 | 58 | 51 |
| #5 | Alanis | -3.54 | 38 | 40 |





