








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




141 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5839 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2583 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4335 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2710 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,802,399 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1545 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PanPan!☆ | 62% | 78 |
| #2 | Pablo | 58% | 90 |
| #3 | Tim | 56% | 131 |
| 54% | 345 | ||
| #5 | Rat | 53% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Tim | 56% | 131 |
| 54% | 345 | ||
| #5 | Rat | 53% | 152 |
| #6 | Alanis | 48% | 132 |
| #7 | novacks | 47% | 323 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | novacks | 80 | 0.0132 |
| 64 | 0.0096 | ||
| #3 | Rat | 30 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Alanis | 23 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | Pablo | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | novacks | 1024 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| 1007 | 0.15 | 21 min | ||
| #3 | Pablo | 398 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | Tim | 138 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | PanPan!☆ | 118 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iudex | +3.59 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | Pablo | +3.28 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | novacks | +1.86 | 82 | 44 |
| #4 | PanPan!☆ | +1.60 | 80 | 56 |
| +1.16 | 65 | 45 |





