








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1464 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 477 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7575 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,892 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10089 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8340 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6855 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5608 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,897,574 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 720 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Capu | 58% | 67 |
| #2 | henchman | 57% | 193 |
| #3 | jorgos karvanen | 56% | 84 |
| #4 | LAINAA 5€ | 55% | 65 |
| #5 | 𝙈 𝘼 𝙉 𝙆 | 54% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiiffi | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | 𝙈 𝘼 𝙉 𝙆 | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | LAINAA 5€ | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | henchman | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | pakyo | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LAINAA 5€ | +3.59 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | jorgos karvanen | +2.44 | 68 | 77 |
| #3 | g0retex | +2.33 | 67 | 72 |
| #4 | PS1 Hagrid | +1.92 | 64 | 75 |
| #5 | 𝙈 𝘼 𝙉 𝙆 | +1.71 | 77 | 65 |





