








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 560 matches | ||
| Premier | 505 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 396 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 254 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
29112 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 125,839 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 30277 | 24% |
| Smokes | 37872 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 28363 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 29327 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,288,519 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3478 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suveq | 108 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | Isabelle | 99 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | XinA | 37 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Hog Rider | 24 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | asdf | 23 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XinA | 1966 | 0.25 | 39 min |
| #2 | suveq | 1774 | 0.20 | 41 min |
| #3 | asdf | 1508 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #4 | Isabelle | 1426 | 0.12 | 36 min |
| #5 | Dick.Kickem | 1118 | 0.10 | 31 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suveq | +2.91 | 80 | 52 |
| #2 | ESL Elias | +1.82 | 59 | 58 |
| #3 | Isabelle | +1.34 | 65 | 36 |
| #4 | XinA | +0.32 | 58 | 49 |
| #5 | asdf | -0.40 | 58 | 46 |





