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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 456 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2691 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1866 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1637 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2677 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3050 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,621,356 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 197 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aspropre | 55% | 55 |
| #2 | MrAR0uN | 53% | 78 |
| #3 | kirito | 52% | 167 |
| #4 | Caisse d'assurance maladie | 52% | 152 |
| #5 | BRIPS | 51% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | BRIPS | 51% | 237 |
| #6 | ELPUEBLO | 44% | 64 |
| #7 | diz | 43% | 108 |
| #8 | sputnik | 38% | 117 |
| #9 | CAF (ALLOCATIONS FAMILIALES) | 36% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRIPS | 49 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | kirito | 45 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | sputnik | 29 | 0.0124 |
| #4 | Caisse d'assurance maladie | 16 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | ELPUEBLO | 14 | 0.0107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kirito | 720 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #2 | BRIPS | 579 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | sputnik | 411 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | Caisse d'assurance maladie | 357 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | MrAR0uN | 257 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kirito | +5.31 | 66 | 66 |
| #2 | sputnik | +4.15 | 63 | 64 |
| #3 | ELPUEBLO | +4.06 | 67 | 64 |
| #4 | MrAR0uN | +3.57 | 54 | 64 |
| #5 | aspropre | +1.81 | 54 | 43 |





