








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 321 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,434 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5747 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5042 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6267 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4378 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $496,333 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3061 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ™Marequin Σѕl.♪★✈ ☪ | 39% | 33 |
| #8 | KIKSsI | 38% | 117 |
| #9 | diz | 38% | 34 |
| #10 | MrAR0uN | 31% | 32 |
| #11 | CAF (ALLOCATIONS FAMILIALES) | 31% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BRIPS | 25 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Snake-Eyes | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | KIKSsI | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | aspropre | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | diz | 4 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apRSK | 407 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | BRIPS | 267 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Snake-Eyes | 264 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | KIKSsI | 141 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Caisse d'assurance maladie | 119 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snake-Eyes | +5.26 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | sputnik | +2.44 | 63 | 65 |
| #3 | Caisse d'assurance maladie | +1.16 | 51 | 45 |
| #4 | ™Marequin Σѕl.♪★✈ ☪ | +1.01 | 74 | 65 |
| #5 | apRSK | +0.61 | 76 | 74 |





