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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 160 matches | ||
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2085 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1421 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 583 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1306 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $971,881 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iphr | 59% | 32 |
| #2 | kater | 52% | 44 |
| #3 | KoBy | 46% | 217 |
| #4 | Wolfgank | 44% | 88 |
| #5 | trekuwa222 | 43% | 263 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S3R4N0 | 31 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | KoBy | 29 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Wolfgank | 21 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | trekuwa222 | 19 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | kater | 7 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trekuwa222 | 981 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #2 | KoBy | 611 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #3 | S3R4N0 | 435 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | Wolfgank | 357 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #5 | kater | 170 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kater | +8.52 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | iphr | +8.07 | 83 | 55 |
| #3 | Wolfgank | +2.72 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | S3R4N0 | +1.85 | 64 | 37 |
| #5 | KoBy | +0.40 | 39 | 49 |





