










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 690 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 191 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2586 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4367 | 47% |
| Smokes | 2302 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 534 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 2118 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,065,895 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 460 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kater | 61% | 89 |
| #2 | Wolfgank | 48% | 122 |
| #3 | iphr | 47% | 93 |
| #4 | KoBy | 44% | 314 |
| #5 | fras | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoBy | 50 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | S3R4N0 | 50 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Wolfgank | 29 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | Sutex | 20 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | fras | 17 | 0.0177 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoBy | 884 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | Sutex | 557 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | S3R4N0 | 535 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | Wolfgank | 483 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #5 | kater | 400 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iphr | +7.58 | 75 | 54 |
| #2 | kater | +7.51 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | fras | +2.98 | 66 | 37 |
| #4 | Wolfgank | +2.48 | 62 | 58 |
| #5 | S3R4N0 | +1.12 | 63 | 36 |





