








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2208 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1734 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1567 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1742 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $525,727 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | KoBy | 49% | 102 |
| #7 | trekuwa222 | 48% | 122 |
| #8 | S3R4N0 | 45% | 86 |
| #9 | Sutex | 44% | 88 |
| #10 | Buritos Hemingway | 18% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kater | 11 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | KoBy | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | S3R4N0 | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | trekuwa222 | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Sutex | 7 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trekuwa222 | 455 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | kater | 432 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #3 | KoBy | 287 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sutex | 230 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | S3R4N0 | 183 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kater | +5.95 | 85 | 63 |
| #2 | iphr | +5.22 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | fras | +2.85 | 80 | 49 |
| #4 | Wolfgank | +1.59 | 59 | 58 |
| #5 | S3R4N0 | -0.20 | 54 | 38 |





