








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1065 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 528 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,647 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3185 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5547 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3762 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3153 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,151,165 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F3mto | 56% | 105 |
| #2 | RONOX | 53% | 272 |
| #3 | vanea | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | JitarCJ | 51% | 110 |
| #5 | Messicu | 49% | 299 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | vanea | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | JitarCJ | 51% | 110 |
| #5 | Messicu | 49% | 299 |
| #6 | Nichitean | 49% | 75 |
| #7 | ronox | 49% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RONOX | 23 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | F3mto | 12 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Messicu | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | JitarCJ | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Nichitean | 7 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RONOX | 763 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #2 | Messicu | 459 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #3 | ronox | 264 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | F3mto | 215 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | JitarCJ | 154 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nichitean | +3.70 | 58 | 50 |
| #2 | vanea | +2.81 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | F3mto | +2.39 | 59 | 62 |
| #4 | JitarCJ | +0.63 | 76 | 52 |
| #5 | RONOX | +0.03 | 32 | 61 |





