








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 529 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 340 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5007 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5965 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3679 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4180 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,109,122 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mrnc | 64% | 42 |
| #2 | F3mto | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | timi-Victor | 53% | 272 |
| #4 | Messicu | 49% | 293 |
| #5 | Nichitean | 47% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Messicu | 49% | 293 |
| #5 | Nichitean | 47% | 58 |
| #6 | JitarCJ | 43% | 37 |
| #7 | ronox | 42% | 45 |
| #8 | AngryTiger65 | 40% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | timi-Victor | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Messicu | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Nichitean | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | ronox | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | AngryTiger65 | 5 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Messicu | 422 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | timi-Victor | 314 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #3 | F3mto | 81 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | JitarCJ | 76 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | ronox | 75 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F3mto | +3.18 | 65 | 57 |
| #2 | Nichitean | +2.97 | 52 | 52 |
| #3 | JitarCJ | +0.64 | 66 | 50 |
| #4 | timi-Victor | +0.27 | 52 | 46 |
| #5 | RONOX | -0.09 | 33 | 61 |





