








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2774 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3840 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3535 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2831 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,590,857 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F3mto | 46 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Nichitean | 18 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | vanea | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | mrnc | 7 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | timi-Victor | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vanea | 433 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | F3mto | 426 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | Nichitean | 176 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | RONOX | 98 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | timi-Victor | 96 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vanea | +3.14 | 75 | 56 |
| #2 | 🄷🄴🅇🄰 | +2.38 | 88 | 44 |
| #3 | F3mto | +1.56 | 69 | 58 |
| #4 | Nichitean | +0.96 | 58 | 54 |
| #5 | JitarCJ | -0.18 | 77 | 50 |





