








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1880 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 507 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 213 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




116 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,250 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14198 | 34% |
| Smokes | 8913 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 9348 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 8791 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,376,182 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2647 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1ps | 73% | 92 |
| #2 | hutch | 66% | 115 |
| #3 | the_peak | 63% | 108 |
| #4 | sKULDUGGERY | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | New York | 51% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | hutch | 66% | 115 |
| #3 | the_peak | 63% | 108 |
| #4 | sKULDUGGERY | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | New York | 51% | 69 |
| #6 | matr1kz | 50% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the_peak | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | N1ps | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | hutch | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | New York | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | matr1kz | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matr1kz | 600 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #2 | hutch | 352 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | New York | 331 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | the_peak | 247 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | N1ps | 174 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1ps | +3.17 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | hutch | +2.76 | 69 | 71 |
| #3 | byte | +2.01 | 86 | 65 |
| #4 | matr1kz | +1.75 | 86 | 70 |
| #5 | the_peak | +0.03 | 62 | 52 |





