








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1090 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,798 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1643 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1396 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1296 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 463 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $49,199 of utility $13 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dusty | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | Gavin's Greens | 38% | 68 |
| #3 | Lank | 34% | 53 |
| #4 | Chawn | 22% | 36 |
| #5 | raider2018 | 19% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dusty | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | Gavin's Greens | 38% | 68 |
| #3 | Lank | 34% | 53 |
| #4 | Chawn | 22% | 36 |
| #5 | raider2018 | 19% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lank | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Chawn | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Gavin's Greens | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gavin's Greens | 63 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | Lank | 63 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | raider2018 | 46 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Chawn | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dusty | 25 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gavin's Greens | +3.22 | 72 | 54 |
| #2 | Lank | +1.50 | 66 | 52 |
| #3 | Dusty | -0.43 | 43 | 37 |
| #4 | BigDoink | -1.79 | 38 | 46 |
| #5 | Chawn | -3.05 | 51 | 47 |





