








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,328 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 231 | 17% |
| Smokes | 340 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 458 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 299 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $246,221 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masicker88 | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | T.R.A.C | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | [OG] BIGDOG | 54% | 76 |
| #4 | Zeegis | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | NPC#1 | 49% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [OG] Agent Masicker | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | T.R.A.C | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | [OG]︻デ 一Mahouazilla™☠ | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | NPC#1 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Zeegis | 2 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [OG] Agent Masicker | 214 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | [OG] BIGDOG | 206 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | NPC#1 | 165 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | MrParanoia_ | 141 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #5 | T.R.A.C | 61 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masicker88 | +5.17 | 41 | 58 |
| #2 | [OG] Agent Masicker | +4.52 | 34 | 63 |
| #3 | T.R.A.C | +4.21 | 57 | 43 |
| #4 | MrParanoia_ | +2.66 | 54 | 63 |
| #5 | [OG] BIGDOG | +1.81 | 51 | 59 |





