








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2997 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 419 | 8% |
| Smokes | 249 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 2494 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 1959 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,263,641 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 285 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Fainted69 | 41% | 29 |
| #11 | PewPewLG | 38% | 37 |
| #12 | Meat Bong | 38% | 40 |
| #13 | •Lᵒᶰᵍsˡᵉᵉᵖ• | 37% | 46 |
| #14 | Zeegis | 34% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [OG] Agent Masicker | 492 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #2 | MrParanoia_ | 486 | 0.30 | 11 min |
| #3 | [OG] BIGDOG | 412 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | NPC#1 | 310 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #5 | T.R.A.C | 253 | 0.10 | 6 min |





