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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
824 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1592 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1388 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1067 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 869 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $344,299 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Turis Fratyr | 52% | 29 |
| #5 | Müder Gary | 48% | 31 |
| #6 | Doofus Rick | 46% | 24 |
| #7 | feeliNumb | 43% | 23 |
| #8 | Ando | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feeliNumb | 5 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | Ando | 4 | 0.0137 |
| #3 | Turis Fratyr | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Doofus Rick | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Müder Gary | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feeliNumb | 77 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | Doofus Rick | 57 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Turis Fratyr | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ando | 24 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Müder Gary | 23 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | amy♡✿ | +3.84 | 81 | 78 |
| #2 | Doofus Rick | +3.41 | 84 | 42 |
| #3 | Turis Fratyr | +2.78 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | feeliNumb | +2.76 | 81 | 51 |
| #5 | Ando | +2.25 | 74 | 65 |





