








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,439 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2498 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5028 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4852 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4061 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,355,673 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turis Fratyr | 54% | 61 |
| #2 | Hanniball ♥ | 53% | 161 |
| #3 | 灰雨 • Ashraiin | 53% | 62 |
| #4 | Doofus Rick | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turis Fratyr | 54% | 61 |
| #2 | Hanniball ♥ | 53% | 161 |
| #3 | 灰雨 • Ashraiin | 53% | 62 |
| #4 | Doofus Rick | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 灰雨 • Ashraiin | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Doofus Rick | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Hanniball ♥ | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Turis Fratyr | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hanniball ♥ | 536 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | 灰雨 • Ashraiin | 207 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Turis Fratyr | 106 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Doofus Rick | 51 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ando | +2.38 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | Doofus Rick | +1.43 | 78 | 50 |
| #3 | Turis Fratyr | -0.05 | 70 | 57 |
| #4 | 灰雨 • Ashraiin | -0.65 | 65 | 54 |
| #5 | Hanniball ♥ | -2.60 | 13 | 58 |





