








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4624 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4789 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4956 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3462 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,336,363 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | sepsis | 52% | 122 |
| #6 | kidfisto | 52% | 192 |
| #7 | Make a Wish Kid | 51% | 239 |
| #8 | Sharke | 48% | 103 |
| #9 | wollo_cs | 42% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Make a Wish Kid | 15 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | sepsis | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Eriksen96 | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | KneeGas | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | kidfisto | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eriksen96 | 630 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #2 | Make a Wish Kid | 487 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | kidfisto | 398 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | Sharke | 392 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | KneeGas | 345 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KneeGas | +2.42 | 46 | 74 |
| #2 | Sharke | +0.59 | 48 | 60 |
| #3 | Eriksen96 | +0.49 | 24 | 60 |
| #4 | wollo_cs | +0.42 | 61 | 63 |
| #5 | Baby Fisto | +0.39 | 40 | 49 |





