








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 423 | 7% |
| Smokes | 1755 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1879 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1971 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $632,372 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BREJLONAUT | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | Jakubak_ | 53% | 241 |
| #3 | hamakyss | 50% | 30 |
| #4 | Cháďa | 50% | 66 |
| #5 | awshrdk | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Jakubak_ | 53% | 241 |
| #3 | hamakyss | 50% | 30 |
| #4 | Cháďa | 50% | 66 |
| #5 | awshrdk | 48% | 21 |
| #6 | Vdovik | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jakubak_ | 15 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | hamakyss | 7 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | BREJLONAUT | 5 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | awshrdk | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jakubak_ | 676 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | Cháďa | 132 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | BREJLONAUT | 68 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | hamakyss | 47 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Vdovik | 18 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jakubak_ | +3.83 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | Cháďa | +1.28 | 60 | 62 |
| #3 | Vdovik | +1.22 | 64 | 48 |
| #4 | hamakyss | -0.44 | 53 | 45 |
| #5 | BREJLONAUT | -0.56 | 20 | 54 |





