








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 264 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,123 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 578 | 14% |
| Smokes | 356 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 2219 | 54% |
| Molotovs | 970 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $707,180 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hamakyss | 54% | 185 |
| #2 | Ruda :) | 50% | 133 |
| #3 | Cháďa | 49% | 82 |
| #4 | Jakubak_ | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | √ιק Lucky ツ | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hamakyss | 54% | 185 |
| #2 | Ruda :) | 50% | 133 |
| #3 | Cháďa | 49% | 82 |
| #4 | Jakubak_ | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | √ιק Lucky ツ | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hamakyss | 32 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Ruda :) | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | √ιק Lucky ツ | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hamakyss | 242 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | Cháďa | 143 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Jakubak_ | 80 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ruda :) | 78 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | √ιק Lucky ツ | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vdovik | +0.77 | 59 | 40 |
| #2 | Cháďa | +0.60 | 59 | 64 |
| #3 | Jakubak_ | +0.22 | 65 | 64 |
| #4 | hamakyss | -0.69 | 48 | 45 |
| #5 | Ruda :) | -0.88 | 49 | 28 |





