








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1015 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1338 | 31% |
| Smokes | 862 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1107 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 979 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $118,596 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | GUILHG | 66% | 44 |
| #5 | VK.ayanagod | 52% | 21 |
| #6 | zennnN VASCUDO | 50% | 6 |
| #7 | CarLinnS | 50% | 14 |
| #8 | Lelute | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GUILHG | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | CarLinnS | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GUILHG | 93 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | Lelute | 48 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | VK.ayanagod | 40 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cep1S <3 | 29 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | CarLinnS | 28 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lelute | +5.12 | 93 | 60 |
| #2 | Gustavo404 | +1.52 | 39 | 38 |
| #3 | Menorvein | +1.22 | 59 | 59 |
| #4 | GUILHG | +0.26 | 73 | 52 |
| #5 | zennnN VASCUDO | -0.03 | 60 | 39 |





