








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 708 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2479 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2533 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2397 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1958 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $853,570 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CarLinnS | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | GUILHG | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | PorQue | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | KilledByAFurry | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | Shiiiiiine. | 58% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | little bola | 53% | 17 |
| #7 | | why ¿ ? | 50% | 56 |
| #8 | B3rnx | 46% | 57 |
| #9 | tt.tv/h0ticer | 44% | 18 |
| #10 | lusc4__ | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shiiiiiine. | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | PorQue | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | GUILHG | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | CarLinnS | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lusc4__ | 223 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #2 | | why ¿ ? | 144 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Shiiiiiine. | 112 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | PorQue | 96 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | B3rnx | 75 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | little bola | +2.47 | 89 | 57 |
| #2 | Lelute | +2.35 | 83 | 58 |
| #3 | Shiiiiiine. | +2.02 | 88 | 62 |
| #4 | PorQue | +1.98 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | tt.tv/h0ticer | +1.95 | 79 | 58 |





